Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Tiger Woods Spotted At Rehab

The National Enquirer scooped all the other tabloids and media outlets staked outside a rehab facility in Mississippi. Tiger Woods hadn’t been spotted anywhere on the planet after crashing his Cadillac Escalade into a tree outside his mansion in a gated community in Windermere, Florida in November.

The disgraced golfer plans to return to the PGA tour after a six-week stint. But first he has to put on like he’s seeking treatment for his alleged so-called sexual addiction. As I told you before, many experts agree that there is no such thing as a sexual addiction.

Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren has not visited him at the facility.